January 2012
2 posts
December 2011
12 posts
fuckyeahtrevormoore:
the 5 stages of trevor moore
theimaginaryband:
oh, please. darren’s so much better-looking than you.
seriously, quit with the charm. you’re a horrible rapper.
don’t let me like trevor moore. don’t let me like trevor moore. don’t let me like trevor moore.
it’s been days. what is this dark obsession that has possessed me?!
whatever, you’re cute. go to hell.
November 2011
11 posts
Nonetheless
Where's Waldo?
I had just awakened from last night’s events and felt as if someone took a brick to my body. Immediately I began to search for my stash of amphetamines, but having not taken any yesterday I had no clue where I threw ‘em! I searched my floor, my laundry, I searched the drawers and the bathroom with its drawers, I searched my closet and every little box I had, but nothing. I laid upon my...
11 tags
WWED?
Last night I walked into a gas station for smokes, but when I returned outside it appeared my friends had left. Yet they were just trying to fool me and eventually drove within sight. I had.. attempted to get into the vehicle, but the driver hit the gas again when I began to climb inside. As it is, I’ve always been overly cautious of moving vehicles and being beside one freaks me out. So I refused...
Bob Dylan's Subterranean Homesick Blues
“If adrenaline could be defined as music, this would be sound of a raging rush of hormones,” I stated while listening to the album Bringing It All Back Home on an old cd player. Right after proclaiming my thought, a close friend of mine bolted down our street screaming, “Boredom runs the risk of domestication!” Though I’m positive we’re now classified as...
The Different kinds of Sheldon
Angry Sheldon
Grammar Police Sheldon
Drunk Sheldon
Animal lover Sheldon
Scaredy cat Sheldon
Fed Up Sheldon
Comforting Sheldon
Gamer Sheldon
Zombie Sheldon
Sweet Sheldon
October 2011
3 posts
